Thursday, November 25, 2010

Day 53: Happy Thanksgiving

Well, it's Thanksgiving Day.  I guess the big question you all have is whether I actually ate the pumpkin pie.  I received the report from former President Carter early this morning and had a brief discussion with him via video conference.  There were, in fact irregularities in the voting procedures.  As a result, I have been forced to throw out the results of the poll.

I know that I have been very forthcoming throughout this entire process, telling you everything that I have done to help (or hinder) my efforts with the diet.  However, on this one, I am afraid I am going to have to leave you hanging.  Did I eat a piece of pie?  Did I not?  This one, like how the dinosaurs really became extinct, whether the Loch Ness Monster really lives, and whether Elvis is currently living in a beat-up old trailer somewhere in Appalachia, is just going to be a mystery for the ages.

Thank you all for all of your support, and Happy Thanksgiving.

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